Life Celebration Causes Military Action | FFFW 124
124 is a fun number. Why? Because each number in the sequence doubles to the next one. So that’s dope! In the same way, I hope your enjoyment of Fridays doubles with each new issue of the FFFW. Let’s get rolling!
Homesteaders Makes It Rain?
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BREAKING NEWS: Unidentified Flying Objects Are Actually Balloons From Life Celebration
“We thought they just disappeared.”
– John Smith, Smith Funeral Brothers
What some thought was a Chinese Spy balloon turned out to be the latest offering from the Smith Brothers’ “Full Service Memorial” package.
Fired on the spot. Be more clever.
You Otter Be Proud